January 2011
“I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry,...”
– Dean - Blue Valentine (via hummusloversunite)
life is, too $hort
“The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.”
– Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk (via amezkilla)
why did i expect this to work? i should know myself better than that. i always fuck things up.
i suck at life.
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when Chuck Norris wins an award and Kanye West sits quietly in his seat.
lol
“Wife can’t tell if you’re happy in bed? Wear a mood cock ring.”
– BestWorstAdvice
“Ladies: Want to get a tattoo that tells the world what kind of woman you are?...”
– BestWorstAdvice
“All out of condoms? Drink Mountain Dew and lower your sperm count.”
– BestWorstAdvice
“You say I choose sadness that it never once has chosen me, maybe you’re...”
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you yell your own name during sex
lol
"Jealousy is nothing more than a fear of...